A Great Pair Of Tube Socks

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"WHO ATE THE WATERMELLON"
... My mind was going crazy! No longer would I have to imagine what a 'boobie' looked like. No more having to listen to Eric, my best friend, tell me that his cousin's friend’s neighbor almost saw his step-dad's niece's 'boobie' when she fell off the swing. No more!!! In just a few seconds, I would never close my eyes again, and then it happened ...
"VAGINAL MENINGITIS"
... I had to make my appointment with a random doctor at the hospital. Every time I think about this visual, it brings a smile to my face. When the doctor came into my room, I was sitting on the bed with only my light blue hospital gown on, open in the back with the white tie strings dangling because you couldn’t tie them. I had on white tube socks and I was swinging my feet to whatever song was playing over the intercom ...
''WAX ON, WAX OFF"
... I don't know what it was about that acclamation but now I was scared! At that moment she began to prepare herself. She put her right hand on the sink and her left hand on top of her head revealing a 5''x3'' area of underarm hair that looked like it hadn't been touched in about two weeks. I can't say that I really paid attention to her underarms a lot, but I can say that I had never noticed her armpits looking a hot mess like that. While I was following her instructions regarding the wax, I noticed that she had locked her eyes on me and never moved them. I was really scared ...
"MY NAME IS CURTIS!"
... After a while he turned and I thought, “Okay. He's looking my way”. I looked him dead in his eyes and he didn't do anything! Now I’m thinking, “What the hell is going on? This is my buddy! I don't give a damn if he was with his wife or his girlfriend. He is supposed to give the “what's up nod to his boy!” I couldn't take it anymore. I excused myself from my meeting and headed over to Jack's table ...
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